Overview
Syllabus
Intro & Talk Overview: Measuring vs. Understanding
Moving to Low-Level Tooling and C-Level Approaches
Benchmarking: How PHP holds up against Python, Ruby, and JS
The "Rewrite Trap": Why changing languages isn't a silver bullet
Real-world Performance Wins and Debugging Horror Stories
Profiling Tools: Open Source vs. Commercial Insights
Data Privacy and Sanitisation in Performance Monitoring
Inside the PHP 8.5 Release Manager Role
How to Contribute: The RFC Process and the PHP Foundation
Future Outlook: Deciding between PHP 8.6 and PHP 9.0
Why PHP’s Independent Ecosystem is its Greatest Strength
Preparing for PHP 9: Ensuring a Painless Upgrade Path
How Frameworks Symphony/Laravel provide Core Feedback
Language Evolution: Removing Legacy Features and "Crazy" Syntax
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